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Man thinks, God Laughs. > All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. > humor > 童言無忌
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5歲兒子：（指著媽媽紅色的迷你裙）媽媽，你今天真性感！
媽媽：小兔崽子，怎麼這麼跟媽媽說話？跟誰學的！
10歲兒子：（衝著弟弟）我跟你說過多少遍啦，不要招惹有夫之婦！
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七十詞 - 唐寅（１４７０－１５２３）
人生七十古稀，我年七十為奇，前十年幼小，後十年衰老；
中間止有五十年，一半又在夜裡過了。
算來止有二十五年在世，受盡多少奔波煩惱。
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